picked up first Harry Potter book. Pg 45, first line. “Why NOT?”
i-am-of-asgard:

burrowklown:

smashedwordbrokenopen:

boyprincessdiaries:

octosquid:

johns-erect-penis:

murasakivie:

idontknowwhatthefuckthisis:

douchecookie:

“When she only gave him a cold stare he got angry.”
:’) okay

There is no book because I have no sex life. 

“Absolute Hell, misery and Hell.”
WELP. That USED to be my favorite book….

“You try to get a gander through the KITCHEN WINDOW, but you can’t see a whole lot!”
Wat. The book was Homestuck Vol. 1, btw.

“An apple, halved, is composed of sections, but an apple is composed of seeds, flesh, and skin.”Fucking Elements of Style. 

“They slowed; Maximus was heaving for breath, fighting to keep elevation.”
My book about dragon snuggles.

“Bein’ in between jobs ain’t no picnic.”
from a book on being a poet in the real world that my dad teaches in one of his classes.  thats cheery and sounds mildly foreboding and i don’t like it

No Friends, no family.
Perfectly fine with me, though no friends, really?

Long Samurai (how to draw manga) :D sounds alright tbh

picked up first Harry Potter book. Pg 45, first line. “Why NOT?”

i-am-of-asgard:

burrowklown:

smashedwordbrokenopen:

boyprincessdiaries:

octosquid:

johns-erect-penis:

murasakivie:

idontknowwhatthefuckthisis:

douchecookie:

“When she only gave him a cold stare he got angry.”

:’) okay

There is no book because I have no sex life. 

“Absolute Hell, misery and Hell.”

WELP. That USED to be my favorite book….

“You try to get a gander through the KITCHEN WINDOW, but you can’t see a whole lot!”

Wat. The book was Homestuck Vol. 1, btw.

“An apple, halved, is composed of sections, but an apple is composed of seeds, flesh, and skin.”
Fucking Elements of Style. 

“They slowed; Maximus was heaving for breath, fighting to keep elevation.”

My book about dragon snuggles.

“Bein’ in between jobs ain’t no picnic.”

from a book on being a poet in the real world that my dad teaches in one of his classes.  thats cheery and sounds mildly foreboding and i don’t like it

No Friends, no family.

Perfectly fine with me, though no friends, really?

Long Samurai (how to draw manga) :D sounds alright tbh

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cute and manly!

cute and manly!

(Source: hulkling)

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avengerswag:

Love the science bros! :D

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Hoodlum in attention.  (Taken with instagram)

Hoodlum in attention. (Taken with instagram)

Dino age #flintstones  (Taken with instagram)

Dino age #flintstones (Taken with instagram)

collegehumor:

The 10 CRAZIEST Pizza Box Drawing Requests
Nowadays when you order a pizza online, most companies’ websites offer an additional box for “special instructions.” We wanted to test out just how wacky these Pizza pushers were willing to get in order to please a patron, so we ordered a bunch of pies with some “requests” of our own!

YES!!!

collegehumor:

The 10 CRAZIEST Pizza Box Drawing Requests

Nowadays when you order a pizza online, most companies’ websites offer an additional box for “special instructions.” We wanted to test out just how wacky these Pizza pushers were willing to get in order to please a patron, so we ordered a bunch of pies with some “requests” of our own!

YES!!!

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Oh I love you. Listening to the Arctic Monkeys and reading Tom Hiddleston’s tweets. So beautiful, so classy, all around gentlemen, humble as hell. Please continue to make some amazing movies

Oh I love you. Listening to the Arctic Monkeys and reading Tom Hiddleston’s tweets. So beautiful, so classy, all around gentlemen, humble as hell. Please continue to make some amazing movies

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What Im doing this summer

So it’s been a month since exams ended been working full time, tweeting and having skip beat marathons at night. Started reading the great gatsby. FSF 4ever. Books = only friend #hermitlyfe jk going to start hanging out with more real life people with blood and vains

collegehumor:

The 5 Stages of Graduation Grief
Be Prepared!

Love u college humor !!! Life

collegehumor:

The 5 Stages of Graduation Grief

Be Prepared!

Love u college humor !!! Life

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gondor-calls-for-aid:

(x)

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FACE.

Gorgeous!!!

(Source: girl-with-one-eyee)

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